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  Micra hit your car, you dey form Americana.. e be like say this woman na JJC for Ibadan.. she never learn how Ibadan women dey handle car bashing... Dem go first remove their shoe (most don't even drive with shoes anyway).. after that they will run out of the car very seriously towards the person that bashed them as if they'll cause some havoc, na lie o.. then they will start struggling with their phone either to call someone or to want to take picture of the plate number.. then they will stand in front of the car shouting, claiming all the rights wey no even dey road safety manual... This woman still dey there speaking fone.. issokay! Madam you go need spice this your Americana fone with small craze ni o.. na combo fit do am o.

  Me today: ogbeni no go think am o.. for here! I go treat your f_up today.. you know who I be? My Mind: God! Pls no let this boy kill us today.. which kind wahala him dey go find now.. who we be now! God, Pls make the shakara work o.. else make them no beat us for here today! Omo, I survived today.. cos if the driver no dey scared by my shakara lasan and he descends on me.. Hmmm, but thank God the shakara worked... Untop right of passage o.. the Micra driver self know say he was wrong but him wan use ogboju for me.. na so meself shakara am! We go again any other day! Abi? My mind right now: no try am again o!

The two-year war that raged between the executive members (2018/19) of the Obafemi Awolowo hall (Awo Hall) University of Ibadan and the allegations laid against them by their Hall Warden has been settled, with the executive members exonerated of all charges.  It was gathered that the excos had been alleged of misappropriation of funds and lack of accountability by the hall warden Dr. Mrs. Adedoyin Aguoru, which led to the dissolution of the executive body and a taint on the personalities of the executive members. In a joint letter signed by the president and made public by the executive members, it was made clear the proceedings from the investigation and the eventual acquital verdict given by the Students Affairs Division of the University. Below is the content of the letter:    Re: Misappropriation of Funds and Lack of Accountability   This is an avenue to state in clear terms the true state of affairs during our tenure as Hall Executives other than allowing the earlier false impres

  Then Love happened! Professor Jack is in doubt about the existence of Love and he is hell-bent on proving that Love doesn't exist but only mere fantasy. However, in the quest of his research to disprove love at a resort, he is hit by the only one thing he dreaded- Love. PRICE: N400,000

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A friend once asserted that "blacks are Blacks' problem". I immediately disagreed with him and he explained further his reasons for such assertion. He narrated the story of how an uncle of his who lived abroad once gifted him a shirt and shoe worth $4500 when he had earlier requested startup capital for his business from the same uncle but said he doesn't have such fund. I smiled at his narration and replied, "your uncle is not actually the problem, ignorance and how Africans define startup capital is the problem." When many people hear the word 'startup or business capital' what comes to mind is a huge sum. He looked at me and nodded affirmatively. His uncle said he didn't have "that kind of huge money" because he thought of startup capital as a huge sum. I know many persons may have also received this kind of disappointing response from people they sought startup capital from at one time or the other. The question is what is "tha

Blame game/Opposition game A wise man once said, "When you keep blaming others for every situation you're in, someday you’ll begin to look like you’re the mistake all along". This holds true of our politicians in Nigeria. When a new government spend a good portion of its administration to point fingers on the failures or bad gimmicks of the old/displaced government instead of thinking outside the box to proffer solutions to the dilemma at hand, soon they will start to appear incompetent and an excuse seeker. Blame game has been a sad trend in our polity in this country. The APC government at the federal level elected in 2015 spent their entire first term blaming the deposed PDP government for insurgency and insecurity. Yeah, this state of insecurity ended the PDP reign of 16 years and the same is about to end the APC reign because they've also failed to keep the nation secured. They are now a victim of the situation that brought them to be. I hope this same trend  won