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I once saw a bum padded jeans that looked like an astronaut suit on sale and I pondered who will go through the inconvenience to have this on! I learned there are pads for the boobs as well. But Why all these "padded" stress nah? Stress? How dare me, belittling these great assets that have now very important "wares" in the gallery of slay Queens. So padding them is not considered a stress. They will do all it takes to ensure the "ass" is set for its seductive duty. Thereafter, every tinted car windows will become a mirror to check and recheck the ass-set on the go.. oh my!

Yeah I understand, to some it's a "follow come" natural endowment while some others have to pad it. Natural or padded, they all play the same role to the carrier and the viewers' which is, the loosing of minds. I once knew a lady who goes berserk over lovely comments about her bum. If you want her to blush just compliment her well rounded bum. Well, it's her time, let her blush.

Life is in phases, there is a time to school and a time for holiday, there is a time to work and a time to retire, a time of prime beauty and a time of old age. So it is very important to understand the purpose and essence of time. When you miss your time and try to redeem it then you become a misfit. Imagine an octogenarian in an undergraduate class, yeah, it's a misfit that attracts undue attention. The octogenarian probably missed his/her time.

As a young mind, now is the ripe time to develop yourself into an asset, don't miss it slaying away on frivolities. Fashion, beauty, and romance are mirages that the devil uses to misplace the priority of time in the lives of most youths. We forget it's all but a phase of life.

Understand the phase you are in and don't waste your time romancing or flirting away. Flirting and romance are just but fun of the moment but a threat to the future if we allow them to make us loose our minds and focus. Set the priority right.

If your bum and boobs is the asset you're working to build instead of a skillset, then all the best to you when they sag and appeal no more. If as a man, what you pursue are (padded) bums and boobs, when you should be pursuing a skill or career, time will tell. Some will say it is their time to slay when they've "got it" in them, so let them slay. Why not! Slay on!
Time is one hell of a judge.

Tayo Okanlawon
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